Yank Em Down Thom Browne

Not sure if he's straight, but after reading this I'm pretty sure we're perfect for each other. Cases in point:

1. Loves The Thomas Crown Affair (I do hope he means the original)
2. Cocktail of choice? Champagne. Cheers, Thom darling.
3. Sucker for white sheets. I prefer mine monogrammed, but then again I grew up in the South.
4. Knows how to let a lady into a taxi/revolving door, dresses up to meet for drinks.
5. Wears a nice watch.

Tick tock, Thom, time's a'wasting. Any chance we can work a discount on that little collection for Brooks Brothers? I could use a new suit or ten.